Week of 2014-03-17

WEEK OF 2014-03-17

2014-03-17 Lost

This is a fictitious parody/satire lost & found ad to show what this part of the M.C.C.C. website will look like.
I lost a winning powerball ticket in the vicinity of the intersection of Neverland Parkway and Moron Avenue. I'm uncertain as to whether or not my dog might have eaten it. If you find it, please call 1-800-ImA-Dolt. Thank you.

2014-03-17 Found

This is a fictitious parody/satire lost & found ad to show what this part of the M.C.C.C. website will look like.
I found the secret of life, but I'm not going to tell anybody what it is. Bwahahahahaha!